problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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