He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
