Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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