Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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