i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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