he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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