? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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