He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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