i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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