You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just made my gag reflex go away.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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