Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
honey bunches of taint.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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