He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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