Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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