I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
wanna go halves on a baby?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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