Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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