check it out our google latitudes are spooning
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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