Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The ass gains better be worth it
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