3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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