people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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