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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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