The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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