You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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