i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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