Your tits are I can't wait for
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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