I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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