Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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