just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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