so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
third nipple confirmed
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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