What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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