i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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