I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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