sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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