Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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