I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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