I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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