My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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