i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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