How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Randomize
