In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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