About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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