I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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