if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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