whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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