Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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