Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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