Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My life is pants optional.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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