Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
it glows. i had to have it.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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