the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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