okay pat passed out under dana's car
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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