are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Randomize
