Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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