i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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