Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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