one two three fourrrrnication!
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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