she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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