It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Girls should come with a carfax report
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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