just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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