How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
